Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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