Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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