For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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