the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Dick very happy bro
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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