Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It was confusing and full of hummus
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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