Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Two words: blizzard sex
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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