I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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