She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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