If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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