i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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