This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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