Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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