can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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