Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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