Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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