I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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