there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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