Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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