Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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