she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I wear drunk well.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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