We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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