So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I think i got beer on your cat.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
