Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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