Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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