it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I just want nice things and good sex
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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