I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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