I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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