We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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