also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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