Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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