Midget sex pt 2 tonight
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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