I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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