so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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