The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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