note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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