Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
my liver is dry heaving
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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