he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
