hell yes lets make some ravioli
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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