im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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