I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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