think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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