Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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