dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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