I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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