Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
