At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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