They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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