its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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