sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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