Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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