I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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