i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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