Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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