ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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