it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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