I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm both gender and math confused
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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